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Monday, July 07, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

Last night I was laying on the couch watching a movie. Hubby was on the other couch being tickled by our 2 year old son, Tyler. Tyler then raised his Dad's shirt up and began to blow on his belly trying to make him laugh. I laughed from across the room and then Brien thought it would be funny to send Tyler to me for some fun. Tyler raised my shirt up and began to blow on my belly. But not before he made an observation.

Tyler: Mommy, you belly is SO big. *gigle*

Mommy: Yes, I know my belly is big. Your baby sister is in there.

Tyler: She's in here *pointing to my belly button*

Mommy: Yes, she's in my belly.

Tyler: It looks like she's trying to come out right there in your belly button.

Mommy: Well, I can promise you that is not where she will come out. *laugh*

Tyler: My belly is not big like yours, yet.

Mommy: I hope yours doesn't get big like mine.

Tyler: Daddy's belly is big like yours, but there's no baby sister in his belly, though.

Mommy: No, there's no baby sister in there.

Guess we both need to look into getting some Fenphedra or some sort of diet pills after this little one arrives.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Conversations with Tyler - Part One

When Tyler and I say our prayers at bedtime, we ask God to help him to be a big boy and sleep all night in his own bed and for him to not have bad dreams.
After the prayer...

Tyler: (laughs) Mommy, I didn't know you knew why I came to your bed in the middle of the night! You told God you know why.

Me: You have bad dreams and get scared, so that's why you come to my bed, right?

Tyler: Well, sometimes I wake up and think that lions will come in the house.

Me: Oh, really. You think there are lions roaming free outside?

Tyler: Well, there might be a man with some lions who will open the door and let them in.

Me: Naaahhh, he can't get in the house 'cause it's locked.

Tyler: Oh yes he can, if he's got a track hoe key!

Me: Silly boy, a track hoe key will only start a track hoe. It won't open our door.

Tyler: Well, he might break my bedroom window and come in.

Me: Nope, he can't do that. It's too high off the ground.

Tyler: Oh, yes he can. He could just throw something hard and metal through my window and then the lions could just jump in!

...see more of this extensive and imaginative conversation with Tyler tomorrow.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

Tyler wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast. He'd had the last bite in his mouth as Emily's diaper was being changed. I must admit that this particular dirty diaper was quite a stinker. As Tyler rounded the corner to the bedroom where she was being changed, I heard a gurgling sound. I said his name and then I heard his feet begin to patter toward the bathroom. I chased after him and he made it to the toilet and began to vomit. (I should've put some sort of warning label on this post shouldn't I?)

Me: Tyler, are you okay?

Tyler: Yeah! *sigh*

Me: Did you get choked on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Tyler: No.

Me: Is your tummy upset?

Tyler: No, Mommy baby sister's poop made me throw up.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Conversations Overheard

Shelby spent Saturday night with my sister. Tyler was at Grandma's house. Hubby and I went out for a "date night". We did a bit of shopping for Shelby's birthday and I went to Victoria's Secret. No, I didn't buy any sexy lingerie just some much needed bras, but I digress.

On the way home, Tyler had his goodie bag from Katie's party. He was eating some candy from the bag and this conversation began between he and his big sister.

Tyler: I'm eatin' my candy from the party.

Shelby: Can I have some?

Tyler: Yup, I'll share. But, you can't eat it all.

Shelby: Well, if you give it all to me then it's your own fault.

Tyler: Shelby, did you say fart?

Shelby: *laughs and slaps herself on the forehead* No, Tyler I said FAULT, not fart. Falt, like it's yours if you give me all of your candy, not mine!

Tyler: Shelby, you said fart. You're getting on my nervous.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

I think that this baby girl has settled in deep into my lower back and made herself quite comfortable. The problem that I have with her comfort is that it is causing me serious DIScomfort! By the end of the day I am nearly in tears because my back hurts so bad. Tonight I got on my knees and put a pillow on the couch and rested my head on the pillow and let my belly dangle in mid air to relieve some of the pressure. It helped a bit. Tyler was very concerned, though when he found me in this odd position.
Brien was outside mowing the lawn. Tyler came over to me and began to pat me on the back and the conversation began.

Tyler: "Mommy, do you want me to kiss your back for you?"

Mommy: "No, baby. I just need to be left along."

Tyler: * raises my shirt & kisses my back with VERY cold lips, I cringe* "Mommy, are you okay?"

Mommy: "Yes, baby I'm okay. My back just hurts really bad from your baby sister."

Tyler: "Are you going to die, Mommy?"

Mommy: "No, sweetie. Although it feels like it, mommy is not going to die."

Tyler: "I will go get Daddy for you and he can put you to bed so you don't die, mommy."

**For the record, I am still alive, but I think that it's going to be a long 3 months!**

Monday, November 10, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

As we were shopping at Wal-Mart, this conversation transpired as Tyler and I were picking out some tomatoes from the produce department. There was a lady nearby on a ladder hanging Christmas decorations.

Tyler: Mommy, what's that lady doing on that ladder?

Me: *sigh* She's hanging Christmas decorations.

Tyler: Why?

Me: Because Christmas is just a couple of months away.

Tyler: When we get home, can we put up our Christmas decorations?

Me: *shuddering at the thought* No, son we don't put up our decorations until December.

Maybe next year we'll just skip Halloween and Thanksgiving and put Christmas up after the 4th of July. Whaddya think?! When do you typically put up your Christmas decorations? Since Shelby's birthday is the 29th of November, we refrain from any decorations until after then. We'll put up our tree and decorations the first weekend in December. That's soon enough for me!!!

More conversations with Tyler.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

Tyler: Mommy, Where's that baby?

Me: It's still in my belly.

Tyler: Get him out.

Me: He's not ready to get out right now.

Tyler: But, I want to play with him.

Me: You'll have to wait a while before you can play. Besides, how do you know it's a boy. It might be a baby sister.

Tyler: Nope, I don't want a baby sister. I want a baby Tyler.

Me: *sigh* (thinking) That's what I'm afraid of.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Conversations with Tyler

Tyler is talking now, A LOT. He cracks me up with some of the things that he says. He's still learning how to formulate some sounds. He hasn't quite figured out the F (efff or fuh) sound just yet. He says it with a Sh sound. I try to get him to say words correctly when he mispronounces. By doing this I tell him to look at me and watch me say it. So here goes the conversation.

Me: Look at me, Tyler say Fuh-un.

Tyler: (Big Smiles) SH-un.

Me: (Laughing) No, Fuh-un!

Tyler: (In a loud growling sound) Sh-un.

Me: Can you say Fuh-arm?

Tyler: NO, Shun!

Me: How about Fuh-art?

Tyler: (Laughing hysterically) No, Mommy...Shun!

For Bridget. ***This is not the above mentioned conversation***

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Conversations with Tyler

Tyler: Mommy, my teacher (he's in pre-school) said that you and daddy have to work to make lots of money so that you can buy me toys.

Me: Oh, she did. Well, why does your teacher work?

Tyler: Mommy, my teachers don't work.

Me: (laughs) Oh, really then what does she do?

Tyler: She just tells us what to do all day.

♥To read more conversations with Tyler, click the graphic above. ♥

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Conversations with Tyler

Tyler: Mommy, I love you all the way to Kevin and back?!

Me: Kevin, who is Kevin?

Tyler: Mommy, Kevin is a place, not a person. You know, it's where Jesus lives and where people go when they die?!

Me: Oh, you mean Heaven?!

Tyler: No, it's called Kevin.

Me: No, it's called Heaven, son. That's past the clouds where Jesus lives.

Tyler: *laughs and slaps himself on the forehead* Oh yeah, you're right! That's my friend's name, Kevin!

If you liked this story, you can click here to read more conversations.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Conversations with Tyler - Part Two

...continued from yesterday. To read the first part of this conversation click here.

Me: Tyler, you know if you have a bad dream, this dream catcher will catch it and keep it there so you won't have anymore bad dreams, right?

Tyler: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. Maybe the batteries are dead.

Me: No, maybe we need to take it outside and shake the bad dreams out of it.

Tyler: I ain't goin' outside. I'm scared of the dark...and the lions!

Me: Well, maybe tomorrow we'll take your dream catcher down and take it outside and shake the bad dreams out of it.

Tyler: We'd better do Shelby's too 'cause I know if mine is full hers is too and we'll change the batteries in them and maybe the smoke detectors too.

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Conversations with Tyler

Sweet 4 year old (chocolate covered) Tyler

Tyler is my four year old son. Last night we had this conversation:

Tyler: Mommy, I love you all the way to Jesus.

Me: Wow, that's a long way but I love you all the way to Jesus AND BACK!

Tyler: Well, actually that's not very far 'cause Jesus is in your heart.

...okay, all together now: Awwwww! He can be sweet, even when he's awake.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Conversations with Tyler

The kids each had several toys strewn about in the living room. I asked them to pick up their toys. Shelby complied but Tyler still had several things lying around. One was a John Deere Tractor toy. This conversation ensued:

CrAzY Working Mom: Tyler, for the one hundredth time, would you PLEASE pick up that tractor, barn, and those guns?

Tyler: Mom, that is NOT my tractor!!!

CrAzY Working Mom: Well, who does it belong to, then?!

Tyler: It's not mine 'cause I sold that darn thing for $40 yesterday to some guy. So, he needs to pick it up, not me!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

Tyler: Mommy, take your teeth out.

Me: Tyler, I can't take my teeth out.

Tyler: Yes you can...just try. Pull real hard.

Me: (pulls "real hard" at teeth) See, they won't come out.

Tyler: (pulls "real hard" at his own teeth) Mine won't come out either. But, my Papaw can take out his teeth. Why can't we take out our teeth?

Me: Ummm...

This one left me speechless. How do you explain dentures to a two year old?!

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

Tyler and Shelby were watching television in her room.
They were watching the ever popular Diego on Nickelodeon.

Tyler: Shelby, do you like Diego?

Shelby: Yes.

Tyler: Me too, he's "the man".

By the way, Tyler is feeling much better today. He slept all night long in his own bed. It is the first time in a week that he slept all night long in his own bed. Hopefully he's on his way to a speedy recovery. :) Thank you all for you concerns and e-mails about his well being. It is great to know that I have such wonderful friends in the blogosphere!

If you liked this, click here for more antics!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

In the living room, my shirt is raised revealing my protruding belly. Tyler is very intrigued by my changed belly button.

Tyler: Mommy, it's time for baby sister to come out of your belly. I'm going to go get a screw driver and get her out.

Me: A screwdriver huh? Why do you need a screw driver?

Tyler: Because I am going to unscrew your belly button, take baby sister out of there and then screw it back on.

Me: Well, that would be nice, do you really think that would work?

Tyler: Yep, and your back will quick hurting when she's out.

...if only!

Friday, April 03, 2009

Conversations with Tyler

Tyler: Mommy, did you poot?

Me: No, of course not (said the the ~~most distinct~~ worst English Accent you've ever heard) my dear. I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT poot.

Tyler: (Laughing Loudly proclaims) You are not a lady!

Me: I most certainly am a lady. (yup, still using the horrid accent)

Tyler: You're not a lady, you're a mommy!

There you have it. I always knew when I became a mom that nothing else would matter. It's the truth! To read more conversations with this silly three year old boy, click the graphic above.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Conversations with Tyler

In preparation of a long drive I request that the children go to the restroom before we leave out. Tyler goes into the restroom and I follow along behind him where our conversation begins.

Tyler: Mommy, I don't wanna pee!

Me: Well, why don't you just try. It's a long way to the water park and I don't want to have to stop.

Tyler: But, Mommy my pee is like gas, like you put in your truck. When I pee out all of my gas it makes me not run fast anymore!

Me: Well, we can fill up your tank on the way there, silly boy!

If you liked this conversation, click here to read past conversations with this clever little fella.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Conversations with Tyler

I have come to the conclusion that my 4 year old son will most likely be a writer or movie director when he grows up. He very well might be the next James Cameron. Some day I'll be a kept "mommy" when my son is rich and famous. I'll be looking up Outer Banks vacation rental while sipping something fruity! He is only 4 years old and he has such a vivid imagination and an explanation for everything! In a single day, we have so many funny conversations but most of the time I forget them before I ever get here with them. I made a mental note of this one so I could share it here.

On our way home from pre-school...

Tyler: Mommy, (insert friend's name here)'s Mommy is sick.

Me: Oh, she is?! On no! What's wrong with her.

Tyler: She has T4C...or maybe it's T4B. I can't remember.

Me: Really, is that bad? Which is worse, T4C or T4B?

Tyler: Well, T4C is VERY bad, Mom. They have to cut off both of your legs if you have it. But, T4B is not. You only have to take medicine for it. I think it's just like a bad cough.

Me: I hope she only has T4B, then!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Conversations with Tyler

My little guy is officially a BIG BOY!!! Tyler, who will be 3 next month is not only sleeping in his own bed all night long, but he's also pee-peeing (see my TT post for more words for this duty!!) in the potty. He is no longer wearing pull ups at all. Nope, not at all. He's not even having any accidents at night. This is SUCH a relief to his pregnant mommy who was worried how she was going to be up and down all night with a new born and a toddler. With a little over a month to spare, now I can concentrate on getting the nursery finished and preparing for our new baby girl scheduled to arrive at the end of August.

Tonight we were talking about the differences between boys and girls after we both pottied. That's the great thing about potty training a toddler while 8 months pregnant, I don't forget to ask him if he needs to potty. He just goes the same time I do which is more frequently than he needs to! Here's our conversation:

Tyler: Mommy, I'm a boy and you're a girl.

Me: Yes, how do you know that I am a girl and you are a boy? What is the difference.

Tyler: Boys hunt turkeys.

I think he's ready for the fall turkey hunt! *LOL*

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