Thursday, November 13, 2008

Thursday Thirteen - Tyler Speak


Things overheard this week:
1. Mommy, I didn't hit her...I punched her!
2. I told YOU not to do that.
3. I can't pick up my toys duhcause I can't bend down there.
4. It's okay if you throw my toys in the trash.  There's more in my bedroon.
5. Daddy's my bull.  Put a saddle on him.
6. I farted, Mommy.
7. No, we don't have to go to school today.  There's no school today (on Monday).
8. I'm finished with my dinner.  I'm full.  Now, can I have a snack?
9. I like that black hat cowboy (George Straight during the CMA awards).
10. I love you WAAAAAYYY top of the moon and back.
11. It was an askident, Mommy.  I promise!
12. I only hit him duhcause he took my tractor from me.  Best friends don't suppose to take tractors!
13. Oscar crapped in the floor. 

21 comments, add yours here:

Nicholas said...

Well, looking at #1, at least he is honest!

Crazy Working Mom said...

TOO honest, Nicholas!

Adelle said...

I loved your T13 duhcause your Tyler is adorable LOL Happy T13!

Desert Songbird said...

That Tyler is a pearl of lots of wisdom.

Jen said...

I love this list! I often joke around about how I could write a book about the things my children say! #8 is heard in my house and a regular basis!!!

Linda said...

Kids say the cutest things!

Denise Patrick said...

I laughed out loud at #13. Kids really do say the darndest things, don't they?

Happy TT!

bernieg1 said...

Kids are great and brutally honest. Personally they are much more honest than adults and we can learn from them.

My TT is up 13 Things to Consider before Hiring

fatima said...

No.8 is very funny!!!

Alice Audrey said...

I heard #1 out of my boy just this week and he's a teenager! And he wonders why he's always grounded.

Paula said...

I loved this list...I laughed out loud. Oh how I remember having little boys around

Twisted Cinderella said...

That is just too cute! LOL

Lazy Daisy said...

So glad you posted these....these are treasures. Happy Thursday.

PQNation said...

LOL...Gotta love kids!!!

Thanks for sharing :)

Mo said...

Oscar crapped in the floor.
Bwhahahahahaaaaa!

I love "duhcause" - I may just have to steal that.

Linda said...

I'm glad you pointed out that the black hat cowboy he liked was George Strait because there were so many of them at the CMAs it would be easy to be confused! I rather like the black-hatted Brad Paisley myself - rowr!

crazy working mom said...

I agree, Linda. But, you just can't go wrong with the 'ole Georgie pooh!

Sandra Carvalho said...

Bwahahahahahahah!
Tyler you rock!
Only a cute kiddo like him to bright up my day! ;)
xoxoxo

Debbie said...

Great list. It gave me a much needed laugh today!

Toni said...

I love this list. Sounds like someone needs a black cowboy hat from Santa... Happy TT!!!

storyteller said...

Thanks for the chuckles … my favs today are #6, 10, and 13 … but they’re all great ;--)
Hugs and blessings,