Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thursday Thirteen - Spam

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Thirteen Subjects in my Spam Folder

1. If health is so expensive as you think of it?

Ummm…yeah, sure what she said?!?!

2. Much bigger than you used to have it.
Unless you're talking about my bath tub, I'm not interested!!

3. Fwd: Your Pharmacy Order #98675214
I have never, nor will I ever order anything from an online pharmacy, but I sure do get
order confirmations ALL OF THE TIME!!!

4. Be proud of your masculinity
Tee hee hee...Okay, I will if you say so.

5. Be a brand new man
Well, I tell ya if I were a man, I'd be brand new! *LOL*

6. I belong to you
Okay, Yolonda then get in there and get the laundry finished up and then I'll give you the rest of your duties!

7. Grow your monster now
Well, I'm growing 3…one in my belly as well as her two siblings. That's not to mention
the hubby, dog and two cats!

8. Your new way to greater satisfaction
Not interested, Yolonda covered that area, thanks!

9. Will appreciate your reply: From: Mrs Farah al-Hashemi
I am very sorry your husband died and you cannot collect his millions on your own due restrictions of women in your country. I just don't think that I need anymore millions. I have enough of my own. But, I hope you can find someone to help you out of your dire situation!

10. Don't waste your life with your right hand.
Okay, I can't think of anything witty here, I just thought this was a funny subject.

11. Great solution to your intimate problems.
I've got one. It's called labor and delivery!!!

12. Stay man even when drunk.
This was a link for the "perfect hangover solution". I think they were drunk when they wrote this subject, what do you think?!

13. Please your love mate by 100%
The solution…pick up after yourself!!!

13 comments, add yours here:

Matt-Man said...

You may think those are SPAM mails, I see some of them as quite helpful to me. Cheers!!

kitchentablechat said...

LOL!! AWESOME LIST!!!
I have a few of these in my spam folder as well....

Happy TT!

anthonynorth said...

Great list. Wicked sense of humour :-)

Desert Songbird said...

You are dead bang ON with #13, girlfriend!

maggie said...

LOL funny list.

Mrs. Farah al-Hashemi is your relative too... cause she has been writing me promising me the millions.

Man I knew it was a scam. At least I won the Austrian lottery.

Mo said...

We call these SPAM, Matt-man calls them "my only connection with the outside world"....

Alice Audrey said...

The ones that get me are the offers for Viagra. Pardon me, there's nothing there to get up.

the teach said...

Great idea for a TT13 Tisha! I haven't looked at my spam folder in months and months... Maybe I'll get a couple of laughs if I do. :D

Come to my blog and see my TT13 post but also send a message to an alien in my “What if…” meme :)

Alice - I Was Born2Cree8 said...

Great post, Tisha. Now I see there is a good purpose for spam... making it into good laughs.

Have a great day.

Reba @ Reba's Run said...

Hi Auntie T. That was fun. Happy T13.

Travis said...

I don't get much spam. Either my filter is really good, or they just haven't found me yet.

Roger said...

Great list Tish!:D

imadramamama said...

LOL! Don't you just love the wording on some of those? It really does make you stop and say..."Um....ooookay."