Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thursday Thirteen - Men are like...

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Men are like...

1. Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

7. Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Happy TT, my friends!

32 comments, add yours here:

Mimi Lenox said...

Well, I started to choose my favorite but couldn't. They're all soooo true and very funny. Thanks for making me giggle, Tish.

Lori said...

LMAO....I have only one thing to say. AMEN!!! Happy TT my friend and thanks for stopping by:)

Amazing Gracie said...

Oooh! I can't begin to choose a favorite! (I'm stealing this to send to email buds...)
~~~Blessings~~~

Journeywoman said...

GREAT list.

Glad to hear about another person with a seafood allergy. As my dad (who's also allergic to seafood) says, if it swims in the sea, it is not for me.

Lindsay said...

LOVE IT!
hahahahaa

Teena said...

So true! Ha!

Thanks for stopping by mine :)

Dane Bramage said...

Ouch. I'll let the hurt pass through me. I won't cry. I won't... Waghhh!

Okay That was cute. And I think I have the "Women are like" version floating around. I may just have to dust it off for next week's T13.

It's #77 for me. An homage to Earth Day. Stop by if you get a chance.

Nicholas said...

I wonder if everyone would think that 13 rude comments about women would be just as funny?

Picturing of Life said...

LOL....

Will you visit mine Thanks

Candy Minx said...

Very cute and naughty. Gave me a good laugh, thanks.

Speaking of men...here is my TT list:

http://gnosticminx.blogspot.com/2008/04/gods-of-sort-13-male-supermodels.html

anthonynorth said...

Loved all of them. I do enjoy the odd piece of fantasy fiction :-)

Amy said...

*snort* That was funny. Great T13.

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Thanks for a great laugh this morning with your TT!

Sarge Charlie said...

Yep, I am taken........smile

Wolfie said...

Haha..tis list is so true..
Thanks for stopping by..

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

perfect!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Denise Patrick said...

These things always generate a laugh. Very funny!

Happy TT!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Not playing this week, but wanted to comment. Bwahahahahahaha. How funny Tisha. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great day. Big hug. :)

Jennifer said...

Good to know that it wasn't just me that thought all those things!

Akelamalu said...

LOL those are all sooooo true!

Deb - Mom of 3 Girls said...

Oh so very true - all of them! Love this list!! :)

Three P's in a Pod said...

So true, so true! Nicely done! I love your header too.

Colleen said...

Great list! #11 especially rings true after all the dang snow we got this year!

Visit my T13 for pics of Milwaukee & the lake I took on my walk yesterday.

myrtle beached whale said...

Unfortunately, I have to admit that most of those are true.

jenny-up the hill said...

Hilarious! All sooo true!!

The New Mrs. Rue said...

awesome! my favorite was #10!! Happy t13!

shaunesay said...

cute! I actually have been meaning to get my lava lamp back out since we moved lol! Thanks for the reminder! ;)

Happy Thursday!

Travis said...

Pppppffffffffffttttttttttttt

Ananya said...

lol...they were all so funny when I read the first one I thought this is my favorite one...but down the list everything was too good!Thanks for stoping by on my list!

the teach said...

Tish, very good! Hilarious! They are ALL TRUE! :D

Kimmie said...

ROFL!!! Loved them Tish! Thanks for the giggles!

Kimmie

Neila said...

Bwahahaha! No truer words . . . :-)