Just the facts
• The penis of a rhinoceros is 2 feet long.
• The penis of a mosquito is a hundredth of an inch long.
• The praying mantis bites her mate's head off while he impregnates her.
• Elephants are pregnant for two years.
• Many animals give birth to a dozen or more babies at a time.
• My baby won't be born with hooves.
7 comments, add yours here:
Bwahahahahahah, you went from too much to too little. A witch from hades, to a marathon pregnancy. From a dozen or more babies at a time to hooves. Bwahahahahahaha. This just tickled me to no end. Have a great weekend sweetie. Big hug. :)
Ah yeah ... there's a lot there to be thankful for!
well alrighty then!
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
OMG - you are CRAZY woman!! (hehe)
Rhinoceros? - umm... ouch!
Mosquito? - is it in yet?
Praying mantis? - understandable.
Elephant? - those poor Mothers!
A dozen at a time?? My God - I feel for those with TWINS!!
*ROFL* Yes, I fell out of my bed!
HOOVES!!! Imagine that... oh, no - better don´t!
*G*
*off topic*
Thank you so much for your kind wishes and good vibes, Tisha! This really means a lot to me! ♥
Enough said! Thanks for the chuckle!
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