Friday, April 11, 2008

Just the facts

I am counting my blessings because...

• The penis of a rhinoceros is 2 feet long.
• The penis of a mosquito is a hundredth of an inch long.
• The praying mantis bites her mate's head off while he impregnates her.
• Elephants are pregnant for two years.
• Many animals give birth to a dozen or more babies at a time.
• My baby won't be born with hooves.

7 comments, add yours here:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahah, you went from too much to too little. A witch from hades, to a marathon pregnancy. From a dozen or more babies at a time to hooves. Bwahahahahahaha. This just tickled me to no end. Have a great weekend sweetie. Big hug. :)

Linda said...

Ah yeah ... there's a lot there to be thankful for!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well alrighty then!

smiles, bee

Kai said...

OMG - you are CRAZY woman!! (hehe)

Rhinoceros? - umm... ouch!

Mosquito? - is it in yet?

Praying mantis? - understandable.

Elephant? - those poor Mothers!

A dozen at a time?? My God - I feel for those with TWINS!!

Sanni said...

*ROFL* Yes, I fell out of my bed!
HOOVES!!! Imagine that... oh, no - better don´t!

Sanni said...

*off topic*

Thank you so much for your kind wishes and good vibes, Tisha! This really means a lot to me! ♥

Steph said...

Enough said! Thanks for the chuckle!