Thursday Thirteen
1. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone!
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2. Man who run in front of car get tired.
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3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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4. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
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5. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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6. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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7. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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8. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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9. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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10. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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11. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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12. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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13. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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These always make me giggle.
Happy T13
LOL...I have this saved as one of my TT's. I almost posted it...that is too funny. Great minds think alike!! Happy TT my friend. They still make me laugh.
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing them.
BTW I'm from Arkansas too!
Absolutely hilarious!!! LOL
Happy TT:)
Dont forget man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with stinky finger lol
Made me laugh!!! Many of those proverbs were in my email sign line in the past!!!
My TT is up!!!
Second funniest read thus far tonight! Thanks for making me laugh, too! My 13 is up..please feel free to stop by and visit. Have a great weekend!
Those list really made me laugh.
My T13 is up too.
Well, I'm so glad I stopped by!! Thanks for the laugh -- these were a riot!
Happy TT!
Cute list, but are you sure these are Chinese?
Hey..wat an interesting list..makes me smile..
My husband's favorite: Man who fly upside down have big hairy crackup.
Great list!
Very, very funny!
Happy TT!
Well, I had to stop on #1 and go get hubby to read THAT one to him! LOLOLOL
Now, gotta go through the rest of the list.
After I stop choking on my o j this morning.
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My T T is posted. Won't you stop by for a visit?
I almost forgot it was Thursday!!
Posting now!
Love yours!!
That is hilarious!!!!I almost feel bad for laughing....almost
I love the baseball one!!!! Thanks for the giggles!
LOL
Peace
Love those! Very deep!
LMAO! You crack me up, young lady!
Happy TT!
LOL, oh those are funny! :)
Very well done. I really liked the first one. So true. Have a great TT. :)
Oh Lord - these cracked me up!
Funny stuff! Happy TT!
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