Thursday, October 18, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

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Thirteen Chinese Proverbs


1. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone!

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2. Man who run in front of car get tired.

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3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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4. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails

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5. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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6. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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7. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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8. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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9. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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10. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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11. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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12. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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13. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Thursday Thirteen Participants
1. KC
2. Missy
3. Lori
4. Jackie
5. ancsweetnsassygal
6. Idaho Daily Photo
7. Working at Home Mom
8. No Nonsense girl
9. Laura
10. Friday\'s Child
11. Lara
12. Nicholas
13. Amazing Gracie
14. jenn
15. Hootin\' Anni
16. Stella
17. Sandier Pastures
18. Believer in Balance
19. MamaLee
20. Deb - Mom of 3 Girls
21. Comedy Plus
22. Travis
23. katherine.

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25 comments, add yours here:

KC said...

These always make me giggle.
Happy T13

Lori said...

LOL...I have this saved as one of my TT's. I almost posted it...that is too funny. Great minds think alike!! Happy TT my friend. They still make me laugh.

Missy said...

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing them.

BTW I'm from Arkansas too!

Jackie said...

Absolutely hilarious!!! LOL

Happy TT:)

Roger said...

Dont forget man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with stinky finger lol

No Nonsense Girl said...

Made me laugh!!! Many of those proverbs were in my email sign line in the past!!!

My TT is up!!!

Laura said...

Second funniest read thus far tonight! Thanks for making me laugh, too! My 13 is up..please feel free to stop by and visit. Have a great weekend!

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Those list really made me laugh.
My T13 is up too.

Lara Angelina said...

Well, I'm so glad I stopped by!! Thanks for the laugh -- these were a riot!
Happy TT!

Nicholas said...

Cute list, but are you sure these are Chinese?

Wolfie said...

Hey..wat an interesting list..makes me smile..

Amazing Gracie said...

My husband's favorite: Man who fly upside down have big hairy crackup.

Misslionheart said...

Great list!

jenn said...

Very, very funny!
Happy TT!

Hootin'Anni said...

Well, I had to stop on #1 and go get hubby to read THAT one to him! LOLOLOL

Now, gotta go through the rest of the list.

After I stop choking on my o j this morning.

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My T T is posted. Won't you stop by for a visit?

Stella said...

I almost forgot it was Thursday!!
Posting now!
Love yours!!

Mommatude said...

That is hilarious!!!!I almost feel bad for laughing....almost

Asara said...

I love the baseball one!!!! Thanks for the giggles!

Odat said...

LOL

Peace

Believer in Balance said...

Love those! Very deep!

MamaLee said...

LMAO! You crack me up, young lady!

Happy TT!

Deb - Mom of 3 Girls said...

LOL, oh those are funny! :)

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Very well done. I really liked the first one. So true. Have a great TT. :)

Desert Songbird said...

Oh Lord - these cracked me up!

Travis said...

Funny stuff! Happy TT!