Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to
simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He
would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti , Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
"Send extra sauce."

2 comments, add yours here:

Linda said...

Too funny!!! Love it!!! Wait till Sandee sees this one!

Asara said...

I literally burst out laughing at this one!! Love it!!