Thursday, May 31, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #20

Thirteen Seminars For Women:
(I came across this earlier this week and though it was too funny not to post!)

1. Crying and Law Enforcement
2. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
3. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
4. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With it"
5. Telephone Translations: formerly titled "Me Too" Equals I Love You
6. Gift-giving Fundamentals: formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics = Good"
7. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
8. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
9. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
10. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
11. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
12. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
13. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
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17 comments, add yours here:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

wearable laundry reminds me of the redneck saying here honey sniff this and tell me if i can wear it one more time!

smiles, bee

Di said...

How to speak Child - focusing on issues like making your child understand that "pick up your dirty socks" doesn't mean "put them on the kitchen counter"...not that this happened in my house tonight or anything!

Margaret said...

LOL, these are too funny. Thanks for the laughter this evening, these were great.

Raggedy said...

Hahahahaha!
Thanks!
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
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Raggedy

Lisa said...

Oh, that's a hoot. Thanks for sharing - I needed a laugh!

Happy TT!

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

It was nice of you to share these lists. They sure make me smile. Wearable laundry, ha! ha! ha!
Thanks for the visit.

Nicholas said...

Before we all laugh, let's remember these "seminars" wouldn't be held if there weren't people gullible enough to pay good money to attend them.

Callie Ann said...

Good Day sweet working momma how is it going????

Toni said...

That is hilarious! I love #13!

TeaMouse said...

I loved #3, great list!

Linda said...

What a great list! And one that so many women can relate to!

Mercy's Maid said...

Ha! #13 is hilarious!

Mags said...

Definately funny, funn!

Wedlock Shcmedlock. Ha!

Comedy + said...

Not participating in TT.

Oh I loved all of them. You were right it's too good not to post. Have a grand day.

Loved Empress Bee's comment. I had a visual. :)

Stephanie said...

Hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!

Josh said...

Haha... Those are funny!

Josh said...

You're tagged... Muahahahaha!