Saturday, March 06, 2010

Water or Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - Bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information,  I'm doing it as a public service!

7 comments, add yours here:

Akelamalu said...

LOL I must tell my doctor this when she says drink more water and less wine!

BLOGitse said...

LOL! Thanks for your 'public service'!
Cheers!

BLOGitse

barb said...

I do not have it visible because of my header, but i have a Ben Franklin quote as my tagline and it happens to be one of my favorite quotes...

“Wine is constant proof that God wants us to be Happy”. Benjamin Franklin said that, and I believe him.

Linda said...

Even more reason to follow through with the thought that I should be having a glass of wine each evening to help me relax!

Stella said...

I will forever have Water=poop ingrained in my brain!!!

Sara Cart said...

This is great! Now they're saying that wine will help women to lose weight. Every reason to have just one more glass.

Lisa said...

ha! you're so funny!