How 'bout a laugh?
Translation for Women's English: No = Yes
Yes = No
Maybe = No
We Need = I Want
I'm Sorry = You'll be sorry
We Need to Talk = You're in trouble
Sure, Go Ahead = You'd better not
Do What You Want = You'll pay for this later
I am NOT Upset = Of course I'm upset, you Moron!
You're Very Attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Translation for Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
Nice dress = Nice cleavage
I love you = Let's have sex NOW!
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this Dance = Do you want to have sex?
Can I call you sometime = Do you want to have sex?
Do you want to go to a movie = Do you want to have sex?
Can I take you out to dinner = Do you want to have sex?
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay!
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
Nice dress = Nice cleavage
I love you = Let's have sex NOW!
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this Dance = Do you want to have sex?
Can I call you sometime = Do you want to have sex?
Do you want to go to a movie = Do you want to have sex?
Can I take you out to dinner = Do you want to have sex?
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay!
I love you honey. Don't forget to pick up milk on the way home...oh, and the filter number for the fridge is 4396710.
5 comments, add yours here:
Hahahaha!
Bwahahahahaha. Do you want to have sex is right. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
That is *so* us!
Wish I was closer to ya... We're on the other side of the state. :-(
That is so funny. The last line really got me.
"Those shoes don't go with that outfit" -- BWAHAHAHAH!!!
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