Wednesday, December 30, 2009

How 'bout a laugh?

Translation for Women's English:
No = Yes
Yes = No
Maybe = No
We Need = I Want
I'm Sorry = You'll be sorry
We Need to Talk = You're in trouble
Sure, Go Ahead = You'd better not
Do What You Want = You'll pay for this later
I am NOT Upset = Of course I'm upset, you Moron!
You're Very Attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Translation for Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
Nice dress = Nice cleavage
I love you = Let's have sex NOW!
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this Dance = Do you want to have sex?
Can I call you sometime = Do you want to have sex?
Do you want to go to a movie = Do you want to have sex?
Can I take you out to dinner = Do you want to have sex?
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay!

I love you honey. Don't forget to pick up milk on the way home...oh, and the filter number for the fridge is 4396710.

5 comments, add yours here:

Patois said...

Hahahaha!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. Do you want to have sex is right. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Lois Grebowski said...

That is *so* us!
Wish I was closer to ya... We're on the other side of the state. :-(

Petula said...

That is so funny. The last line really got me.

feefifoto said...

"Those shoes don't go with that outfit" -- BWAHAHAHAH!!!