Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Oscar Takes Over Mom's Blog

Hey everyone!  This is your friendly neighborhood wiener dog, Oscar here coming to ya from this thing that always sits in Mommy's lap.  Mom is too busy and tired to write, so she gave me the task.  She wanted me to tell you about the latest happenings at the CrAzY Working Mom household.  Shelby lost her third tooth today.  Well, she didn't lose it, so I don't know why they call it that.  It's wrapped in a paper towel under her pillow.  I got in trouble for trying to sniff it out earlier.  I thought I was the only one in this house that hid things.  It was her third tooth, but one of the all important front teeth.  She sounds very funny when she calls my name now.  I hope she will not be like this forever!  They say that some fairy will come to our room tonight and take her tooth and leave her something under her pillow...NOT on my watch!  I won't let anyone in her room.  Grrrrr...

Tyler and Emily are not in good moods.  They have pink eyes.  I don't know what that means, but mom had to hold them down and put some stuff in their eyes.  They both cried when she did it and I don't like it when they cry!  Tyler loves his baby sister and Mom said that she thinks that Tyler loved her a little bit too much last night and that he must have brought her a pink eye home from his pre-school.  I don't know why this didn't make Mom happy.  A lot of things that Tyler does to baby Emily makes Mom unhappy, though. 

We are going to have a lot of company over on Sunday for Easter.  I think Easter is where I get to find eggs in the yard and eat them before the kids do.  The man on the big magic box is saying that it is going to rain on Sunday so Mom thinks that we might need to find eggs on Saturday instead.  This didn't make Mom very happy either.

Tomorrow Mom is going to go have her pedi's cured.  I think that's what she told me.  She said that this will make her happy!  She can't wear flip flops yet because she hasn't had her pedi's cured.  I sure hope that getting her feet cured will make her happy and she'll be in a better mood when she comes home tomorrow.

The kids are watching the magic box...
This is the same thing they watched yesterday, and the day before. Maybe I'll go see what Mom is doing in the kitchen. Something smells good in there. I wonder if she'll drop some?  Mom will be back for LATSOF, so don't worry.  Oh, and she also said that I had to say something about lingerie camisoles. I don't even know what they are. But, I bet they'd be fun to chew on. Thanks for reading.  Woof, Woof!

9 comments, add yours here:

Kim said...

Oscar...you did a great job keeping us all updated!

Love this perspective. :)

katherine. said...

nice job oscar.

the magic box is in replay mode....ha

sorry about the pink eye...

hope mommy feels better soon...cause when mom ain't happy...NO ONE is happy.

Amazing Gracie said...

Oscar! What a chatty little doxie! You did one heck of a job helping mom with her blogging; hope you can do it again sometime.
What long eyelashes Tyler has - lucky guy...
~~~Blessings~~~

Lois Grebowski said...

Oscar, feel free to blog anytime. I really enjoyed it....

[belly rub]

Becky L said...

Very creative post.

Have a great Easter!

MAGGIE AT COFFEESHOPMAFIA said...

lol. He's a great typist for having no thumbs.

Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL what a fun way to post!

john said...

tisha, this was too funny...lol. I love the 'majic box'...lol. I bet you thats how they view it too...

Oh by the way, I hope you dont mind but I put your widget on my blog. WIth all the paid ads stuff, I just figured I'd put some of my favorite blogs on my side bar. If you dont want in on there, just let me know.

Misty Dawn said...

Oscar, you are GREAT at this blogging thing! I LOVE your sense of humor!