Sunday, September 28, 2008

Where's Your Bed?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'

I found this while clearing some things from my hard drive and thought you might enjoy.

5 comments, add yours here:

Patois said...

I believe I'll take one near the door.

the teach said...

Tisha, this is hysterical! Thanks for that! Read my Manic Monday post after it goes up tonight at 5:00 PM it's related! Ha! :)

Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL too funny!

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Janine said...

HAHA. I also chose the bucket. Oops.