Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Men Are Happy Part 2

*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
*One mood all the time.
*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
*You can play with toys all your life.
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
*You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*You almost never have strap problems in public.
*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
*Everything on your face stays its original color.
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
*You can open all or your own jars.
*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

14 comments, add yours here:

Sandee said...

Ain't it the truth. Bwahahahahaha. Have a great day sweetie. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Linda said...

So true, so true! And the sad thing is, they don't know just how lucky they are, do they?!?

Desert Songbird said...

Yup, yup. I totally agree.

Anonymous said...

LOL..sooo true!

Sandra Carvalho said...

ROFL!!!
SO, so true!
xoxo

Mo and The Purries said...

Straight men sure are strange creatures, aren't they?
;)

Unknown said...

Yep Men sure seem to have life a lot easier!! BUT I think we get the best gifts on Mother's day! I think there are only so many ugly ties they can hide!!

Kimmie said...

I am just getting done saying hello and 30 seconds are up...lol. It has always amazed me at how fast men get on and off the phone!

These were all great! :-)

Anything starting yet?

Hugs,
Kimmie

Unknown said...

Hmm...this may be a long shot but I usually have a post or two from you in my reader by this time in the evening. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that there is a little girl on the way as I type this!! If not, hope she comes soon!!

:)

Mimi Lenox said...

I have something for you at the castle....http://mimiwrites.blogspot.com/2008/08/award-perfect-blend-of-friendship.html

That girl said...

I just realized you only have 8 days to go before the baby is due...

By the way, funny post :-)

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Yeah, and they think they have it so hard!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, this relates to my post today-they have nothing to complain about!

Debbie@Like a Rose said...

How true, how true.