Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Men Are Happy Part 2

*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
*One mood all the time.
*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
*You can play with toys all your life.
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
*You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*You almost never have strap problems in public.
*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
*Everything on your face stays its original color.
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
*You can open all or your own jars.
*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

14 comments, add yours here:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Ain't it the truth. Bwahahahahaha. Have a great day sweetie. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Linda said...

So true, so true! And the sad thing is, they don't know just how lucky they are, do they?!?

Desert Songbird said...

Yup, yup. I totally agree.

crunchycarpets said...

LOL..sooo true!

Sandra Carvalho said...

SO, so true!

Mo said...

Straight men sure are strange creatures, aren't they?

Regina said...

Yep Men sure seem to have life a lot easier!! BUT I think we get the best gifts on Mother's day! I think there are only so many ugly ties they can hide!!

Kimmie said...

I am just getting done saying hello and 30 seconds are up...lol. It has always amazed me at how fast men get on and off the phone!

These were all great! :-)

Anything starting yet?


Stella said...

Hmm...this may be a long shot but I usually have a post or two from you in my reader by this time in the evening. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that there is a little girl on the way as I type this!! If not, hope she comes soon!!


Mimi Lenox said...

I have something for you at the castle....http://mimiwrites.blogspot.com/2008/08/award-perfect-blend-of-friendship.html

That girl said...

I just realized you only have 8 days to go before the baby is due...

By the way, funny post :-)

Petra said...

Yeah, and they think they have it so hard!

Tess said...

Yeah, this relates to my post today-they have nothing to complain about!

Debbie said...

How true, how true.