Monday, May 26, 2008

Hey brother-in-law, don't get any ideas!

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and both you and your wife were unconscious so I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said, "Well what did you name them?"

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband said, "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?"

The brother replied, "Denephew."

8 comments, add yours here:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I fell for this one hook, line and sinker. Good one. Have a great day. :)

MAGGIE AT COFFEESHOPMAFIA said...

LOL

I did too. Too funny.

WillThink4Wine said...

How silly! Have a wonderful Tuesday!

Tina said...

chuckle!
I like a good Joke.

P.s I have a tag for you at my place x

Akelamalu said...

LOL that's a good one!

Travis said...

Bwahahahahahahahaaa

Whiney Momma said...

OMG, good one!

Kimmie said...

Hi Tisha!
Oh, I laughed out loud at this one, totally surprised me! Thanks for the giggle!
Hugs,
Kimmie