Thursday, April 03, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

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Children's Proverbs

1. A penny saved is....................... not much
2. A miss is as good as a.............. Mr.
3. Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded
4. None are so blind as.................Helen Keller
5. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and........you have to blow your nose
6. Two's company, three's..............the Musketeers
7. Don't bite the hand that.............. looks dirty
8. It's always darkest before...... Daylight Savings Time
9. Never underestimate the power of........Termites
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..........stink in the morning
11. No news is................................impossible
12. You can't teach an old dog new......math
13. An idle mind is..................The best way to relax

33 comments, add yours here:

Lori said...

LOL...I love kids. They are too funny. Hope everything is wonderful in your world my prego friend. Happy TT.

Lara Angelina said...

These were great! I loved #11 -- that is sooo true in my house. Every day is a new disaster!
Congrats on your pregnancy -- hope you are feeling well! Happy TT!

pussreboots said...

Funny list. Congrats on the pregnancy. Happy TT.

Neila said...

Funny, yet so very very true!! LOL! I love number 13!!

On a limb with Claudia said...

My dh is in a math grad school. He frequently says the dog thing and math thing. I roll my eyes at him.

Happy TT!

imadramamama said...

I love stuff like this! Too funny!

mom huebert said...

Funny, funny list!

Adelle said...

Very clever list.
Happy T13!

Amazing Gracie said...

These sound like some of the answers Jay Leno gets when he does "Jay Walking!"
Kids are so clever and they don't even know it yet...
~~~Blessings~~~

Cheerio said...

Nice proverbs and so true.

anthonynorth said...

Loved them. And they make more sense.

Matt-Man said...

Ya can't argue with those pearls of wisdom. Cheers!!

susiej said...

He's a SMART man. It's true about daylight savings time!

Grandmother Wren said...

Very practical, very wise.
That's Kids!

Sarge Charlie said...

that is funny

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

My kids came up with one the other day that was so precious... shoot. I wish I could remember it now -- I really ought to write this stuff down.

Natalie said...

Those are funny! LOL!

sarah in disturbia said...

those are funny! great list! I love your pics of your #3 too.

Debbie said...

Great list - very creative.

Kim said...

Love these! And how true every single one of them is.

Marina said...

Very funny!

Congrats on the new-one-to-be! I'm about a week ahead of you (with my daughter).

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

thanks for the laughs!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Lazy Daisy said...

Definitely a new twist on some old proverbs. I loved it.

Josh said...

Kids say the sweetest things, don't they?

Take care!

Travis said...

But #6 is true! LOL!

Bethany said...

Kids are too cute!!! Happy TT :)

JO said...

my son has his own version of this list too...

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Kristi said...

I haven't seen this list in a while. Very cute. I love the pictures in your header.

Cindy Swanson said...

I've seen this before, but it's still hilarious! Kids really do say the darndest things.

What an attractive blog you have...I love the quote in your header.

Cheryl Wray said...

Okay, these are TOO MUCH FUN!!! I love them!!

Rebecca said...

Those are great! :)

CC said...

funny and something I'd probably hear at school!