Conversations with Shelby
Shelby: Mommy, Ms Shannon is going to burn off our class CD from graduation.
Me: Burn it, Why?
Shelby: Mom, not burn like fire. She is going to make a copy of it on CD.
Me: Thanks for clearing that up.
Later that evening she was in a public restroom and as she was taking care of business she proceeds to tell me:
Shelby: Mommy, when I poop fresh air comes out of my butt!
Me: Well, there's air comin' out of there but it ain't fresh.
Shelby: Does air come out of your butt when you poop?
Me: (hearing laughter from the stall next to us) Just hurry up and finish with your fresh air, my dear!
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see? you learn something new everyday!
LMAO...kids, gotta love them;)
fresh air? ha ha ha, good one shelby!
smiles, bee
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Kids are getting so tech savvy at such a young age.
Ha ha! I like it when kids make each discovery sound so funny.
I just posted another Yohanism. Drop by if you have time. Take care!
Fresh Air!
I'm avoiding that fragrance next time I'm in the air freshener aisle!!!
Hahahaha thats funny!!!
This is hilarious! Kids say the darnest things.
Thanks for the laugh!
Oh goodness...that was so darn cute!
Hugs,
Kimmie
Fresh air? Bwahahahahahaha. Not that is rich. I just love your conversations with your babies. What a hoot. Have a great day Tisha. :)
That is so funny! Thanks for sharing!
Haha! I laughed out loud at this one, I had a very similar experience with my almost 3 year old in a public restroom just a week ago when she was peeing and some "fresh air" squeeked out and she looked at me and said 'hehe that was just a fart"...ok thanks honey, I heard giggling in the next stall as well!
Fresh air - HA!
LOL!!! Too funny! I've had my daughter say, "Mommy, you went potty! Good job!" in the public restroom!
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