Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Conversations with Shelby

Shelby: Mommy, Ms Shannon is going to burn off our class CD from graduation.

Me: Burn it, Why?

Shelby: Mom, not burn like fire. She is going to make a copy of it on CD.

Me: Thanks for clearing that up.

Later that evening she was in a public restroom and as she was taking care of business she proceeds to tell me:

Shelby: Mommy, when I poop fresh air comes out of my butt!

Me: Well, there's air comin' out of there but it ain't fresh.

Does air come out of your butt when you poop?

Me: (hearing laughter from the stall next to us) Just hurry up and finish with your fresh air, my dear!

14 comments, add yours here:

katherine. said...

see? you learn something new everyday!

Lori said..., gotta love them;)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

fresh air? ha ha ha, good one shelby!

smiles, bee

Heart of Rachel said...

Kids are getting so tech savvy at such a young age.

Ha ha! I like it when kids make each discovery sound so funny.

I just posted another Yohanism. Drop by if you have time. Take care!

Mo said...

Fresh Air!

I'm avoiding that fragrance next time I'm in the air freshener aisle!!!

Roger said...

Hahahaha thats funny!!!

techie-mommy said...

This is hilarious! Kids say the darnest things.

Kim said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Kimmie said...

Oh goodness...that was so darn cute!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Fresh air? Bwahahahahahaha. Not that is rich. I just love your conversations with your babies. What a hoot. Have a great day Tisha. :)

Jessica said...

That is so funny! Thanks for sharing!

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

Haha! I laughed out loud at this one, I had a very similar experience with my almost 3 year old in a public restroom just a week ago when she was peeing and some "fresh air" squeeked out and she looked at me and said 'hehe that was just a fart"...ok thanks honey, I heard giggling in the next stall as well!

Bubba's Sis said...

Fresh air - HA!

Saph said...

LOL!!! Too funny! I've had my daughter say, "Mommy, you went potty! Good job!" in the public restroom!