Friday, October 12, 2007

Once upon a time...

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow' ."

1 comments, add yours here:

Rebecca said...

Hahaha!