Wednesday, October 10, 2007

An Akward Conversation

Two ladies talking in heaven:


1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive

5 comments, add yours here:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Oh my... That was good. :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh good one! ha ha ha

smiles, bee

grace said...

This is really really good!! I am still laughing! If I am not in the office I'd roar out loud.

Shaz said...

So funny . . .I didn't see that punch line coming x x

Desert Songbird said...

Bwahahahahaha!