Thursday, August 02, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #30

Thirteen Ways to Turn Down Unwanted Men
~The other 29 TTs~

1. Can I buy you a drink?
Actually I'd rather have the money.
2.
I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
3. Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
4. How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must've been given your share.
5. Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
6. Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Okay, get out.
7. I think I could make you very happy.
Why? Are you leaving?
8. Can I have your name?
Why? Don't you already have one?
9. Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.
10. Haven't I seen you some place before?
Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
11. Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
12. Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
13. So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.

21 comments, add yours here:

Neila said...

HAHA!! Those bring back some memories of college!! Back then, when a guy would ask for my phone number, I would say, "Oh, I'm sorry. It's unlisted, so I'm not allowed to give it out." That always seemed to confuse them. :-)

'B' said...

Love it!! Very funny....

Ours is up as well if you want to stop on by and have a look...

http://burntofferings.blogspot.com/

katherine. said...

I am so gonna use some of those.

except for 12...when someone asks me my sign...I always say "slippery when wet" it totally shuts them up. laughing...

maggie said...

I like number 13 the best. LOL.

Sanni said...

*ROFL*
#8 and #12 for me, please. Oh, and #11. =)

Becky L said...

love it! extremely funny. I'm not sure if I can pick a favorite, b/c they're all so good.

Akelamalu said...

Funeee!

Mags said...

First...you have to be asked out. 8(

LOL...these are GREAT! Maybe I can use these on my midget man.

Heather said...

I think numbre one is my favorite!

Ahh, makes me want to date again lol!

My TT are here

- PRACTiCAL CHiCK said...

LOL 13 is great.

Dixiechick said...

I absolutely loves these. Hope I never have to use any of these again but if I ever do ....

Hey, Matt's address is posted.

SMOOCHES!

Sandra Ferguson said...

These are laugh out loud funny. As a matter of fact I read them to my hubby of 26 years and he laughed too.

Great lines. I can so see some swanky gal, shutting down an overbearing, can't take no for an answer brute.

Thanks for making me laugh, today.

Shelby said...

too funny !! :)

p.s. finished my storeyette - thanks for all the inspiration!!! it was quite fun :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well it's been a lot of years for me but they are sure funny!

smiles, bee

Starchy said...

HAHAHAHAHA Those are hilarious! I've got to remember them!

Lazy Daisy said...

Great response lines. What fun.

One Scrappy Gal said...

I am hearing impaired... and when a man has asked me to dance, I accused him of saying I looked fat in my pants! They both look VERY similar when lipreading. :)

MamaLee said...

EXCELLENT list! Very funny! Shit, I'd take the money, too!

xoxo
happy TT!

Jennifer Dunne said...

Heee! I loved #'s 10 and 13.

~~R~~ said...

Lol those were funny its bad that some people actually use some of those lines

Travis said...

Ahhh dating. #13 would probably get me going in the opposite direction.