Friday, August 17, 2007


A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole; we both sliced our golf balls into a field of
cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!'" "I don't remember much after that."

3 comments, add yours here:

katherine. said...

oh man....he's lucky to be alive!

Kara said...


Linda said...

As a former golfer I've just got to say that is too darned funny! That poor man; he was just trying to point out the lay!