Words Women Use
I thought that some of my readers of the male persuasion might find this tidbit of information very useful!
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks/ U: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Anoher dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
6 comments, add yours here:
hahaha I am learning so much today about what women want ;D
Holy crap, thats great! I absolutely love it! I need to show my husband.
Those are funny . . . and so true! I notice you didn't put on your list the F-word that I tend to use. And it's not Fine. :-)
fine. no, really. it's alright. i've got it. sigh...
smiles, bee
A big "SIGH" is usally enough! LOL
I'm with Bee on this one! . . . lol
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