Thursday Thirteen #21
1. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
2. She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
5. She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.
6. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.
7. He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
8. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.
9. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY.
10. He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.
11. He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.
12. He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.
13. He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
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What a CRAZY, hysterical post!
Reverse bulimia...lol
good one honey!
smiles, bee
These are great!!!
And my children don't IGNORE me, they are practicing SELECTIVE HEARING!
these are fanastic..thanks for sharing this week
Too funny! My house is not a mess, it's just ORDERLINESS CHALLENGED, LOL!
Great lists as usual. Like your #13, 7, 10.
My T13 is up too.
Great one!!!! I would love to share these with my friends :)
Happy Thursday!
Freaking Hilarious! You crack me up!
Mine is up at Being An Air Force Wife
That is cute! I like #10. One of my best friends is 4'11'', and she always says she is vertically challenged! :-) Happy TT!
Love it! I'm going to have to start using some of these....lol.
These are funny. If it were not for the PC police we would never has gems like these. Thank heaven for the Politically Correct.
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Not participating in TT. I love all of them. Great list of politically correct terms. Bwahahah. Have a great day. :)
chemically inconvenienced... that's a good one!!
LOL.
Happy TT
Reverse Bulimia. Thats what I got.
oh MY gosh those are so funny!!!!
Oh geez.. where do you come up with these? LOL
Hehehe - those are priceless!
Oh, these are too funny! Great TT post!
I'll have to remember some of those! Good T13!
#10 - Vertically challenged
I know a lot of people who suffer from cranial-rectal inversion!
These are SO funny!! Great post.
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Don't get a fright - It is only me, the not so frequent blogger from South Africa, hehehehehe. I love this post - It is excellent! Glad to see you are well - Take care!
Gen (www.goosie.wordpress.com)
Anatomically compact...ROTFL!
Great post!
Funny list. Happy belated TT.
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