Thursday, June 07, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #21

Thirteen Politically Correct Terms

1. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

2. She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

3. She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

4. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

5. She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.

6. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.

7. He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

8. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.

9. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

10. He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

11. He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

12. He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

13. He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

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26 comments, add yours here:

MamaLee said...

What a CRAZY, hysterical post!

Reverse bulimia...lol

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

good one honey!

smiles, bee

Bubba's Sis said...

These are great!!!

Di said...

And my children don't IGNORE me, they are practicing SELECTIVE HEARING!

amy said...

these are fanastic..thanks for sharing this week

Crimson Wife said...

Too funny! My house is not a mess, it's just ORDERLINESS CHALLENGED, LOL!

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Great lists as usual. Like your #13, 7, 10.
My T13 is up too.

MommyBa said...

Great one!!!! I would love to share these with my friends :)

Happy Thursday!

Toni said...

Freaking Hilarious! You crack me up!

Mine is up at Being An Air Force Wife

Neila said...

That is cute! I like #10. One of my best friends is 4'11'', and she always says she is vertically challenged! :-) Happy TT!

the108 said...

Love it! I'm going to have to start using some of these....lol.

Mike M said...

These are funny. If it were not for the PC police we would never has gems like these. Thank heaven for the Politically Correct.

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Comedy + said...

Not participating in TT. I love all of them. Great list of politically correct terms. Bwahahah. Have a great day. :)

Kendra said...

chemically inconvenienced... that's a good one!!

Maggie said...

LOL.

Happy TT

Reverse Bulimia. Thats what I got.

Shelby said...

oh MY gosh those are so funny!!!!

Skittles said...

Oh geez.. where do you come up with these? LOL

Kai said...

Hehehe - those are priceless!

Mz Jackson said...

Oh, these are too funny! Great TT post!

Titania Starlight said...

I'll have to remember some of those! Good T13!

Dayngr said...

#10 - Vertically challenged

Linda said...

I know a lot of people who suffer from cranial-rectal inversion!

Barbara said...

These are SO funny!! Great post.

Visit my TT.

Ex NMOTB said...

Don't get a fright - It is only me, the not so frequent blogger from South Africa, hehehehehe. I love this post - It is excellent! Glad to see you are well - Take care!

Gen (www.goosie.wordpress.com)

Travis said...

Anatomically compact...ROTFL!

Great post!

pussreboots said...

Funny list. Happy belated TT.