Thursday, February 22, 2007

Another Pearly Gates Joke...

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen, so I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #@!$% out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?

"Just a couple minutes ago..."

4 comments, add yours here:

Kara said...


dickiebo said...

Sounds like my kinda luck!
Nice one.

Linda said...

Now that was funny, I needed a good giggle!

Travis said...

Funny stuff!