Another Pearly Gates Joke...
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen, so I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #@!$% out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
3 comments, add yours here:
Sounds like my kinda luck!
Nice one.
Now that was funny, I needed a good giggle!
Funny stuff!
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