Wednesday, December 08, 2010

How would you like to sit on a turd!?

Disclaimer: If you find this post offensive, then you probably don't have kids, a sense of humor, or maybe neither.

PhotobucketEmily was told by her teacher at school to sit down to which she promptly replied, "No!"

The teacher, more sternly this time I'm sure told her once again to sit down to which she responded, "I can't, I've got a turd."

The teacher told Emily, "We don't say that".

Emily's response..."Well, I do!!!!!"

Yes, I'm certain it's my fault that Emily refused to sit on her turd.   You see, she used to do really well about telling us when she needed to potty, now she sort of runs and hides.  She will not tell the truth if you ask her if she's stinky.  I will ask her and she will usually say no, only I know she's lying because the smell is causing my eyes to water and the paint on the walls to curl!

When I change her diaper, I have been known to inform her if she has "goat turds" in her diaper.  So, dear teacher...it is her mother who taught her such improper behavior.  From now on I will teach her the proper way to tell you she has a stinky diaper:  "Excuse me, ma'am would you mind removing this rather stinky diaper from my bottom?"  Better yet, I'll work on getting this chick potty trained so we don't have to bother with it anymore!  We are going to work on this during Christmas break.  Wish us luck...and continue to pray for the sanity of her teacher.

9 comments, add yours here:

Amazing Gracie said...

Now, that's funny! I wish I'd kept a diary or a log of stuff my kids said. Some were doozies!
~~~Blessings~~~

"Lois Grebowski" said...

De-lurking because of a turd. Bwahahahahaahhaa! Let Emily know I don't like sitting on turds either!

Steph, from Be Positive Mom said...

Too funny! Love it :-)

Magical Mystical Teacher said...

Any teacher not willing to say "turd" is a teacher too prissy for me!

Moody Mom said...

I called Rebecca a turd one day and she told me that she would be mad if she knew what a turd was.

Crazy Working Mom said...

Gracie, sometimes when I post things I think that some day when my kids read it they might be embarrassed, but then I think that they will be glad I did. :)

Crazy Working Mom said...

Lois, glad to see you de-lurk for a turd (post that is). :) Thanks, I'll relay your message to Emily.

Crazy Working Mom said...

Steph, glad you liked it.

Crazy Working Mom said...

MM Teacher, I think that the teacher was just trying to teach her manners. But, we say turd 'round our house. ;)