Sunday, September 14, 2008

My New Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the Stress that builds during the day and since my days are filled with stress and my nights are sleepless, I thought it'd be worth a try.  If anyone else wants to join me, let me know!  *wink* I think I'll give it a try until I can find some new diet pills that will make the fat just melt away.

Breakfast:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk


Lunch:
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss


Afternoon Snack:
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner:
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars


Late Night Snack:
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

11 comments, add yours here:

Sandra Carvalho said...

I'm definitely starting on that diet!!!LOL!
xoxo

Akelamalu said...

That sounds like my sort of diet! :)

Heart of Rachel said...

Ha ha! Sounds like a diet I won't have a hard time following. :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hey don't laugh, i've eaten frozen cheesecake before, it's not half bad! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Tina said...

stress in the day!? i guess this is my new permenant diet then lol

Twisted Cinderella said...

Hey now there is a diet I could stick too! LOL

Doll Clothes Gal said...

Great diet ideas there - especially the afternoon snack!

Jackie said...

LOLOL I'm on that diet!!! It really works! You won't lose a pound!! :)

Stine said...

Yesss! finally one for me!
Glad you're all OK - I can't imagine what it must be like.

storyteller said...

Ooooo … that’s a diet to make my mouth water for sure!
Hugs and blessings,

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

This works for me just fine. Bwahahahahaha. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)