Sunday, September 14, 2008

My New Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the Stress that builds during the day and since my days are filled with stress and my nights are sleepless, I thought it'd be worth a try.  If anyone else wants to join me, let me know!  *wink* I think I'll give it a try until I can find some new diet pills that will make the fat just melt away.

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Snack:
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack:
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

11 comments, add yours here:

Sandra Carvalho said...

I'm definitely starting on that diet!!!LOL!

Akelamalu said...

That sounds like my sort of diet! :)

Heart of Rachel said...

Ha ha! Sounds like a diet I won't have a hard time following. :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hey don't laugh, i've eaten frozen cheesecake before, it's not half bad! ha ha ha

smiles, bee

Tina said...

stress in the day!? i guess this is my new permenant diet then lol

Twisted Cinderella said...

Hey now there is a diet I could stick too! LOL

Doll Clothes Gal said...

Great diet ideas there - especially the afternoon snack!

Jackie said...

LOLOL I'm on that diet!!! It really works! You won't lose a pound!! :)

Stine said...

Yesss! finally one for me!
Glad you're all OK - I can't imagine what it must be like.

storyteller said...

Ooooo … that’s a diet to make my mouth water for sure!
Hugs and blessings,

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

This works for me just fine. Bwahahahahaha. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)