Friday, August 15, 2008

Men Are Happy

Men are generally just happier than women. 
Do you wanna know why you are happier, men? 
Well, here goes:
*Your last name stays put.*
*The garage is all yours.*
*Wedding plans take care of themselves.*
*Chocolate is just another snack.*
*You can be President.*
*You can never be pregnant.*
*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park*
*You can wear NO shirt to a water park*
*Car mechanics tell you the truth.*
*The world is your urinal*
*You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky*
*You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.*
*Wrinkles add character.
*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

But wait...there's more to come!!

6 comments, add yours here:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I'm still glad I'm a woman. Just saying. Have a great day and weekend sweetie. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Linda said...

Men have no idea how lucky they are, do they?

And as far as nuts and bolts go just remember - right tight, left loose!

Lisa said...

Oh, those are funny! I'll have to share with my husband. And congrats on expecting #3!

Akelamalu said...

It's a Man's world!

Debbie said...

Funny! The world really is their urinal. I'm only jealous of that when we're hiking....

Sandra Carvalho said...

ROFL!!!In fact, men only think they rule but who's the brain behind all those muscles??We are!!!AHAHAHAH!
xoxo