Manic Monday - Joy
- Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
- While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
- Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
- Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
- Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
- Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
- Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
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You go ahead and do all that stuff. Bwahahahahahah. Good ones Tisha. I had a joyful time reading while listening to Nat Kind Cole. Have a great MM. :)
Now that made me smile with Joy.
Hello my friend. I have my hands full with TT and WW so I dont do MM...lol. But I thought your list was funny. Thanks for stopping by and I hope you and yours have a WONDERFUL Christmas. May you get everything you want and a few things you need!!
LOL that was great :D Merry Christmas!!!
Poor Santa...
At least you could wear an elfette costume three sizes too small for him. :)
Merry Christmas!
Ian
Good one, Tisha!
Hope you and yours have a wonderful Christmas.
Great list, Santa be damned. lol! Merry Christmas and thanks for the laugh.
Grace in Dubai
LOL Great list!
I just popped over to wish you and your family a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, may they be everything you're hoping for.
Much Love and Reiki Blessings
Akelamalu
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Merry Christmas CrAzY. Cheers!!
Merry Christmas! My young son would not be happy if we annoyed Santa Claus. I think he still beleives that the jolly fat guy is coming down the chimney tonight!
If you have time or inclination I invite you to visit my MM-post as well.
peace, Villager
Beautiful pictures and great Nat King Cole song! Thanks CRM! All the best to you and your family this Holiday Saeson! See you for Wordless Wednesday. :)
Great list...too funny! Thanks for Nat.
Have a wonderful holiday with your family :)
Hope you are enjoying the holiday season! Come by my blog and enJOY!
I liked that one! just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas
-Rick
Merry Christmas! (and joy to the world)
LMAO!
I'll just wear the hoof print jammies!
Happy Christmas to you and yours!
Have a Merry Christmas!!
Thanks for the smile...the milk and bread one is funny...
Merry Christmas!
merry christmas tish and to the lovely family too!
smiles, bee
xoxoxo
Joy To The World!
Now that would be a Merry Christmas, if Santa popped in to water my poor house plants! (they're unfortunate victims of my blogging addiciton...)
Merry Christmas from
It's A Blog Eat Blog World
Ho Ho Ho
mo
♥
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