Thursday, August 23, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Pieces of Advice for Women:

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in onsies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone..

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature
anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so
that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too
old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
check books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

33 comments, add yours here:

WhatWorksForMom said...

This is an awesome list. My hands down favorite is #1.

Luka said...

Ha ha! Those'er funny! :-)

Suprina said...

That is a great list! I love #9...

Happy T13!

Starrlight said...

That is hysterical!!!

Lara Angelina said...

These are all so good, I can't pick out a favorite!! Thanks for the laugh -- I can see you know that the biggest, best laughs are based in truth!
Great TT!

FRIGGA said...

Okay, I'll admit it - I laughed!

Happy TT13!

tegdirb92 said...

that is an awesome list!! Where do you come up with these things? I don't participate in thirsday 13 because I can never come up with 13 things. Amazing. Enjoy your Thursday.

Lori said...

OMG...I love this, love this, love this!!! Great list. Thanks for making me ROFLMAO.

Lazy Daisy said...

Great list, especially loved the one about wandering in the wilderness for 40 year for an 11 day trip.

Sandra Ferguson said...

#12 has to be my favorite. I'll bet men even argue with the GPS in their cars. What is it about being right when they're driving? They're normally (and I did say normally) not right the rest of the time, what makes them think 2 tons of steel will make them 'righter' now?

thanks for making me laugh.

Roger said...

Hey I resemble all of that..lol

Gattina said...

These quotes are wonderful ! I fully agree to all especially wandering around for 40 years, lol ! But, I haven't sent my better half to the moon (yet) !

cowboytf said...

I'm new to this so I'm trying to make the rounds!! Great list ya got there. Hope to become friends!

damozel said...

Amen to 9. It's a surefire motivator.

Stine said...

Mmpfh! Giggle, giggle!

kat said...

I love your list! :)

Happy TT!

Odat said...

LOL good ones!
Peace

Akelamalu said...

All great but #11 is a cracker!!

Dixiechick said...

Love this thirteen!!! I believe that all hit the nail on the head... excellent!

Not participating today. Got a letter from Matt and extremely busy at work...

Why am I reading blogs???? ;-)

SMOOCHES~

erin said...

Hehe, I love #8 and #12 especially. Great list! Mine is 13 words I love. Happy TT! :) http://musingsofmrsmount.blogspot.com

Kendra said...

oh i really like #7, that's classic! happy TT!!

Gabriella Hewitt said...

LOL #13 & 11. Sage advice for women.

Thank you for visiting my TT last week. This week I am thanking my fellow TTer's. Come by and get your thanks!

Morgen said...

Another reason (or thirteen of them...) to be glad I'm gay...

katherine. said...

I started to list my faves....but realized they are all too good!

Denise Patrick said...

So, so funny!! Great list!

Happy TT!

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

Great list! SO FUN! I love them all!

Comedy + said...

Oh these are good Tisha. Very, very good. Bwahahahah. What a hoot. Have a great TT. :)

Deb - Mom of 3 Girls said...

Oh I love #9 - I'll have to try it with my husband! :)

Mama's Moon said...

Oh, THIS is good! teehee! I totally got a kick out of this one, and appreciate a fresh new take on lists like these! Thanks for sharing - the gals in my office are gonna love it!

Happy Thursday!

Crystal said...

This is tooo funny!! Love it. :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

very good tt!!! sorry to be late.

smiles, bee

Amazing Gracie said...

I'm scaring myself. I read this and didn't leave a comment???
Bring on the Ginko Biloba!

Travis said...

Harumph!