Thursday Thirteen
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in onsies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone..
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature
anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so
that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too
old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
check books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
33 comments, add yours here:
This is an awesome list. My hands down favorite is #1.
Ha ha! Those'er funny! :-)
That is a great list! I love #9...
Happy T13!
That is hysterical!!!
These are all so good, I can't pick out a favorite!! Thanks for the laugh -- I can see you know that the biggest, best laughs are based in truth!
Great TT!
Okay, I'll admit it - I laughed!
Happy TT13!
that is an awesome list!! Where do you come up with these things? I don't participate in thirsday 13 because I can never come up with 13 things. Amazing. Enjoy your Thursday.
OMG...I love this, love this, love this!!! Great list. Thanks for making me ROFLMAO.
Great list, especially loved the one about wandering in the wilderness for 40 year for an 11 day trip.
#12 has to be my favorite. I'll bet men even argue with the GPS in their cars. What is it about being right when they're driving? They're normally (and I did say normally) not right the rest of the time, what makes them think 2 tons of steel will make them 'righter' now?
thanks for making me laugh.
Hey I resemble all of that..lol
These quotes are wonderful ! I fully agree to all especially wandering around for 40 years, lol ! But, I haven't sent my better half to the moon (yet) !
I'm new to this so I'm trying to make the rounds!! Great list ya got there. Hope to become friends!
Amen to 9. It's a surefire motivator.
Mmpfh! Giggle, giggle!
I love your list! :)
Happy TT!
LOL good ones!
Peace
All great but #11 is a cracker!!
Love this thirteen!!! I believe that all hit the nail on the head... excellent!
Not participating today. Got a letter from Matt and extremely busy at work...
Why am I reading blogs???? ;-)
SMOOCHES~
Hehe, I love #8 and #12 especially. Great list! Mine is 13 words I love. Happy TT! :) http://musingsofmrsmount.blogspot.com
oh i really like #7, that's classic! happy TT!!
LOL #13 & 11. Sage advice for women.
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Another reason (or thirteen of them...) to be glad I'm gay...
I started to list my faves....but realized they are all too good!
So, so funny!! Great list!
Happy TT!
Great list! SO FUN! I love them all!
Oh these are good Tisha. Very, very good. Bwahahahah. What a hoot. Have a great TT. :)
Oh I love #9 - I'll have to try it with my husband! :)
Oh, THIS is good! teehee! I totally got a kick out of this one, and appreciate a fresh new take on lists like these! Thanks for sharing - the gals in my office are gonna love it!
Happy Thursday!
This is tooo funny!! Love it. :)
very good tt!!! sorry to be late.
smiles, bee
I'm scaring myself. I read this and didn't leave a comment???
Bring on the Ginko Biloba!
Harumph!
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