Monday, August 27, 2007

Peanut Butter or Chicken?

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered thatthey both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day henoticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?
"She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken.
She said "Oh, my Goodness, it's too late for you!
You've already got the neck and the giblets !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 comments, add yours here:

Twisted Cinderella said...

bwaahahahaha!!

Titania Starlight said...

Awesome!! :o)~

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahah. Now out of the mouth of babes. That was great Tisha.

Neila said...

HA!! I am finding out how amusing it is with a boy and a girl when they start discovering their differences!

Sandra Ferguson said...

Very funny. And love that picture.

Wow, so that's what made all that stuff grow. Who knew? *GRIN*

Travis said...

Hehehehehehehehehehehe!

Mama's Moon said...

Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Sounds typical of something my four-year old would say! Thanks for a great chuckle today - gotta go and share this with my pals!