Sunday, July 22, 2007

Where Do Red Head Babies Come From?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
obstetrician.
"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little
upset because my baby daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."
Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this, How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."

12 comments, add yours here:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

rust! ha ha ha ha...

smiles, bee

Linda said...

Too cute! I just had to read that one to my dispatch partner who has flaming red hair!!

Odat said...

ahahahaha...cute one!
Peace

tegdirb92 said...

that is really funny!

Titania Starlight said...

That was a good one. Never heard it before. :o)

Comedy + said...

Or the mailman, or the milkman, or... Very funny. :)

Travis said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nice.

Neila said...

HA! That is too cute!! I was born with red hair and so was my daughter. However, our rust wore off. We both turned out blonde! :-)

grace said...

A red-head Japanese would cause quite a stir. We've got to increase our s*x frequency!! hahahaha

Shaz said...

Lol . . .unny & cute x x

Akelamalu said...

Love it, it made me lol. :)

Bubba's Sis said...

I literally laughed out loud! Good one!