Thursday, May 03, 2007

My 17th Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Crazy Thoughts

1. If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

2. If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

3. Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

4. You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

5. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?'

6. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

7. Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? (You checked didn'tcha?)

8. How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?

9. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

10. Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

11. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

12.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

13. Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

What kind of CrAzY thoughts do you have this week?!?

25 comments, add yours here:

Vancouver mermaid/Montreal photographer said...

Really cute. Thanks for the laugh.

Carmi said...

I love these immensely! They have a definite Steven Wright-esque flair. I needed a laugh today, so thanks for sharing one with us. Wait, not one: thirteen! Lucky me!

Cat Lady said...

I loved it! I needed a laugh today.

maggie said...

Freddy wiped his butt? LOL. Those are all good. Happy TT and I will look for some answer for you .

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

This is a funny list. Great. You're nos. 1, 2 really makes me laugh.
Mine's up too.

Twisted Cinderella said...

too funny! great laugh for today!

scribbit said...

Oh you're a deep thinker, I can tell :)

Mz Jackson said...

Ooo, number six is a good one! Great TT! Liked them all.

whenn said...

ROFL! No such crazy thoughts for me this week, but thankx for sharing yours. It's hillarious. :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

and what's up with devil's food cake? i have cake on my mind...

smiles, bee

moodswingingmommy said...

LOL. That was great (and yes, I did look)!

Green Eyed Girl said...

Great list! I love #9, so true!

Starrlight said...

#6 has me truly puzzled!

Barbara H. said...

Interesting list of imponderables. :D

Morgen said...

Yes, for #7, I looked.
:)
Great list!

Lene said...

Those are great!

Love the Freddy Krueger one hehe

Amazing Gracie said...

I love words! Isn't it funny how we use them???
~~~Blessings~~~

Kendra said...

#9 and #13 are really good!!

Mz Jackson said...

Hey, are you very far from Harrison Arkansas, the town I blogged about yesterday? That's where a bunch of my husband's people are from and also I found out my great grandparents are buried there as well.

Linda said...

Things that make you go hmmmm ...

Sanni said...

Bwahahahaaaa! Can´t stop laughing at Freddy Kruger wiping his butt. I guess I won´t get this picture out of my head for a loooong time!

TeaMouse said...

Just like the jar of peanut butter saying caution may containg nuts and or traces of nuts...like Duh...lol!

Thanks for giving me a laugh this afternoon.

L^2 said...

Hilarious list! Love the Freddy Kruger one - can't get that image out of my head now.

Titania Starlight said...

Those were too funny! I'll ask my hubby about the fart and burping at the same time! :o)~

Teena said...

Hmmm ... things to think about

Mine's up too :)