Monday, May 28, 2007

Being a Mom

One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home! The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.

He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today?"

"Yes," was his reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it!"

7 comments, add yours here:

Titania Starlight said...

I love it!!! Woo hoo!!! This is the best. Don'tyou love it when the man of the house comes home and asks what you did all day? We all should do this!

I tagged you for a meme. If interested cool if not that is cool beans too.

Take care.

Callie Ann said...

that is saying it straight for sure.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

very good one!

smiles, bee

David said...

She didn't have supper cooked? WTF. . . .

Claire said...

HA, great one Tish!
I think i will show this to my sister, as her fella needs a reminder.

Skittles said...

Hahahahaa!!!

Comedy + said...

Bwahahahah... Yep, that's right!