My 11th Manic Monday
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
The taxidermist only takes the skin.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing something right.
For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong.
20 comments, add yours here:
Augh! I hate taxes! I ended up owing this year. Royally sucked!
Hope everyone else faired better this tax season!
It's funny today to read the posts ! Once again it shows that the whole world has the same problems !
Bwahahahahah. This is great. The same slant as I did! I think we may be twins??? You are too funny. Have a great MM :)
At least we're all in agreement!!!
Very funny! rather glad i don't pay any!
Yes - seems we've got a universal thing going...
ha ha ha ha....good one!!!
smiles, bee
Taxes require laughter ...
Beware of strong drink. It can cause you to shoot at tax collectors ... and miss.
Robert Heinlein
Yes, isn't it wonderful how the gas stations can weasel in all those taxes into our gallon of gas that is inching closer to $3 a gallon AGAIN... oh, this is taxing my mind!
cheers!
mo
love these quotes! have a fun manic monday.
Great quotes! Happy MM :)
Love it!!! Teehee!!
Those were good. Whatever happened to taxation without representation? We need to sweep out the government and get some reality in there. :o)
P.S. Thanks for the vote my way.
((((hugs)))
Very clever sayings. I'll enjoy remembering them.
Hey, thanks for you concerns for my daughter. Her surgery is tomorrow.
LOL --sugar this 'taxed' my buzz from happy hour! Thanks for stopping by--I see penis below and I must go check *giggling*
I think the tax man specializes in fleecing us; thus, does that make him a taxidermist?
Ugh! Taxes! I think I hear a drumroll these days every time I drive by a gas station!
My tax season was pretty peaceful. Got done in a little over an hour.
**ducks all the office equipment that is thrown**
Great post! Good to laugh at everything... including taxes!! Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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