Thursday, February 15, 2007

Thursday Thirteen # 8


Bad Valentine's Day Gifts:


I'm sick of you by Iggy & The Stooges

I need to buy MYSELF this book, but if hubby brought it home instead of those chocolate covered strawberries, he'd be wearin' it as a hat!!

Although this is a Dyson, I'd still better not get it as a gift...EVER, period!

Need I say more???

Heh! At least it's not a picture of an ass with "my better half".

I know a few people that this book might have been modeled after!

"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean", right men?!
So, that's how those gals in Hollywood do it!
All this time I've been using duck tape!

I just thought this one was too funny not to post!

This high tech device not only tells you how much you weigh, but how fat you are as well...well, how much fat you have, body mass.

I just use the dryer! *Smiles*

"If you experience an errection lasting more than 6 hours, please seek medical attention immediately"or find another partner for a while! :)

Eeeewwwwww!!

These gifts were actually listed on Amazon.com as gifts that they reccomend to NOT get for your Valentine. To see the entire list, Click Here.

32 comments, add yours here:

Carrie! :o) said...

LOL!!! Cute list and I have to agree!!!

Babystepper said...

Great list! My husband actually bought me a Dyson as a gift when he went away on a business trip.

I loved it, though!! =)

Rashenbo said...

LOL! You made me laugh out loud with this.... although... I'd love a Dyson! :)

Have a fantastic Thursday!

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Can't believe someone could give these gifts on a Vday.
My T13 is up too.

Sanni said...

LOL... although... I confess... I wouldn´t be upset about the Dyson - especially when it´s delivered by someone using it at my place =)

tvaddictgurl said...

Too funny!

Raggedy said...

hahahahaha!
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
*^_^
(=':'=)
(")_ (")Š
Raggedy

Lexa Roséan said...

very funny stuff. thank goodness I did not give or receive any on your list:)

Sunflower said...

That is so funny:-)

Happy TT!

I will Exercise for Comments!
Sunflower

Robin said...

That's a riot!

Misslionheart said...

I hope you didn't get any of those!

Mine's up...

Gela said...

Funny! I'd have to think on the Dyson... Great list!

Happy T13!

Caylynn said...

Too funny! :D Those would definitely not be good Valentine's Day gifts! Thanks for the laughs. :)

Happy T13. :)

GreenEyedGirl said...

Great list! I would be pretty mad to get these gifts too!

Shannon said...

Funny, I want a Dyson. I wouldn't mind it as a gift.

Happy T13.

Amanda said...

LOL! Great list! Though I would never say no to a Dyson!

Josh said...

Lol... these are absolutely hilarious!

Josh said...

Lol... these are absolutely hilarious!

Uisce said...

OMG that's funny -- thanks for sharing them! happy TT, mine's up!

Skittles said...

So funny! And we had the same idea :)

Mags said...

Ew. All about scabs!?

LOL. Very funny list-mine's up too!

Maggie said...

LOL. or find another partner. OMG. To funny. I like the commentary with the pictures. to funny

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you are so right! none of the above... smiles, bee

Joy T. said...

Cleavage Cupcakes LOL Great list, glad I followed you over from Writing Aspirations.

Kai said...

I need me some of those cleavage cupcakes!

But the scab book? Who would write that?

Great list - thanks for the giggle!

zhasha said...

I wouldn't want to receive those as valentine's gift either! hahahhahah!

you mad eme laugh hard!!!

amy said...

thanks for making me laugh out loud

Jill said...

you are the second list I really about this!! I cannot believe Amazon have one of those list!!

Mike said...

And why isn't a vacuum a good gift??????? lol

Neila said...

I got a scale one year for a Christmas gift. I guess that's better than a Valentine's gift.

And sister, since I classify the Dyson as "orgasmic", I think it would make a great Valentine's Day gift. ;-)

Claire said...

I am back! The aliens gave up trying to mess with me and dropped me back at my house!lol!
Great list, i think it would be a great gift list for all those that you hate!

Teena said...

All about scabs?! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww is right!! :)

Mine's up too :)