Friday, February 02, 2007

The Pharmacist

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because
he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."

6 comments, add yours here:

Rebecca said...

heh-heh

Skittles said...

Oh nooooo! LOL

Mike said...

lol. A good one.

Vancouver mermaid/Montreal photographer said...

How cute. Thanks for sharing

Pamela said...

Lol, oh dear, that is one of the cutest ones I have heard in ages! Thanks! :)

elementaryhistoryteacher said...

Very funny!

Thanks for visiting my WW the other day. I finally posted an explanation for fwinke and binser.