The hair dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
Of course What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
7 comments, add yours here:
LOL!!!!
That was funny!!!
Hugs,Sonny
Funny joke Crazy Mom!
LOL! Funny one.
Lol... that's absolutely hilarious!
I declare - that was laugh out loud funny!
that was FUNNY! btw you have a great smile!
Ha! Too funny!
Here's one for you:
two nuns and mother superior die in a bus crash.
at the pearly gates, st. peter says they each need to answer a question before entering heaven.
for the first nun, st. peter asks "who was the first woman?"
"eve" is the reply.
"you're in."
for the second nun, st. peter asks, "where did eve live?"
"the garden of eden" is the reply.
"you're in."
now, for mother superior, st. peter says he has to ask a tougher question: "what were eve's first words when she saw adam?"
mother superior thinks for a few minutes, then says, "my, that is a hard one."
st. peter says "you're in."
enjoy your weekend,
mo
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