Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Two Storks

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!"

12 comments, add yours here:

Skittles said...

LOL

Karen Shanley said...

Hello from a fellow carnival poster.

Thanks for the giggle!

zorak163 said...

That was pretty funny... thanks for sharing it with us through the blog carnival!

Belle said...

That's hilarious! I am going to try to remember that one!

HeatherinBeautifulBritishColumbia said...

Oh, I feel dumb... that took me too long to understand... hahaha....

terra shield said...

That was cool....thanks for sharing :D

Bond said...

Hi...I am walking down the midway at THE BESTEST BLOG CARNIVAL and enjoyed your attraction...bwahahahahahahahah

Another Desert Rat said...

That made me laugh out loud! Enjoy the carnival!

Desert Songbird said...

Bwahahahahaha! Cute one!

Here via the Carnival.

Skittles said...

STILL funny! Happy Carnival!

Starrlight said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That was great thanks for the giggle =)

Morgen said...

Tisha -- I think that story was even funnier the second (or maybe third now...) time I read it!
Thanks for participating in the carnival -- this was definitely one of my favorite entries!
Thanks for being a carnie!
Way to go!
~ Ringmaster Mo