Thursday, January 25, 2007

One Wish

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman
asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-
wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie."

"So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other. I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and
fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is
good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all
the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the frigging map

5 comments, add yours here:

Kara said...


Mike said...

lol too.

Skittles said...


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

too funny! bee

Heart of Rachel said...

LoL. Thanks for the good laugh.