Monday, January 29, 2007

Manic Monday # 1 (Cruising)

This week's topic: Cruising

I have decided to do a montage of "Cruise" So, here goes!!

Cruising on land.

Cruising on water.

Cruising on the edge of insanity!!

I'll leave ya with a joke:
Dead ahead, through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
"Change yours ten degrees west," comes the reply.
The captain responds, "I'm a United States Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman second class," the next message reads. "Change your course, sir."
The captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
"I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

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14 comments, add yours here:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

that's a good one! ha ha


(a lighthouse, ha ha!)

crpitt said...

Lol! i found that joke too, it is very funny! I like that you have done a combination of cruise ideas.
Does that mean you haven't been on a cruise as well?

Lexa Roséan said...

FUNNY POST. glad I cruised by...

Addie said...

LOL ... enjoyed this post.

Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a cool comment. Hope you'll be back soon

Heart of Rachel said...

I love the third photo with the caption 'Cruising on the edge of insanity'. Very creative! Nice meme, maybe I'll try it next time.

Mike said...

A neat post and the joke was good too lol.

Neila said...

Very funny!! And so true!! That is hilarious!

I hope you'll check out my cruising blog. For the first time ever, I finally put Linkies on a blog! (and it didn't hurt one bit.) ;-)

Cheryl Wray said...

Good joke!
I wish I was on a cruise SHIP right now!!!

Sanni said...

Bwahahaaaa - lighthouse!!! LOL
Love this... and the pictures, too.

Gabbatha said...

Haha... that Tom Cruise one was hilarious!

debalious said...

The last cruise is the one that I seem to be on every day and would like to know when I can disembark. Oh wait last time I got off I ended up with a prescription for extra strength crazy meds. I just stay on this cruise for a while and maybe meet up with TomKat for some good spiritual enlightenment! :)

Morgen said...

Thanks for participating in our first Manic Monday!
Both your "cruising" jokes were good! Tom on the couch! Ha -- on the edge of insanity!
And a lighthouse -- classic!
Thanks so much for posting!
I appreciate it!

NMOTB said...

Good Post - What a great way to get a Monday started (ok, it's Tuesday already).

Take Care!

Skittles said...

Love the Tom Cruise moment!