Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Arkansas Razorback

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade, sir."
(had to post this one since I'm from Arkansas!!)

3 comments, add yours here:

Gene Bach said...

I believe he did get the better end of the trade! LOL! Nice little funny.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

excellent trade!! thanks, bee

Skittles said...

hahahaa