Thursday, December 21, 2006

Inner Peace

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I'd started and
hadn't finished. And before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off
a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my
old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a
box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

(Got that in an e-mail and thought it was too cute not to post)

1 comments, add yours here:

Skittles said...

That Dr. Phil is one smart cookie!