Saturday, January 02, 2010

Five Rules for Men to Have a Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

- Tiger Woods

10 comments, add yours here:

Jim said...

It has been a while since I peeked in here since I quite SkyLooking.

This is a neat 'Tiger meme,' I had gotten it a couple of times in the e-mail.

Mrs. Jim should have a lucky life, cross out the wo in woman for the first four and she will have a happy life. I'm very good at those (I make about half the meals here--I didn't say cook but I do some of that). Her four woman we call the poker club, they play bridge once a month.
I won't promise on # 4 as that might be boasting. Second half, yes, for 38 years.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. Poor Tiger is really taking a beating. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day and weekend. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Mo said...

heard he is in 'sex addiction rehab' so the reconstructive surgery can heal.
if he wasn't a bazillionaire pompous ass, i'd almost feel sorry for old tiger.

Sara Cart said...

I love this! I even had to share it with my hubby. Keep it up!

Tina said...

lol love that!

happy new year to you mate x

Tina from
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CrAzY Working Mom said...

Jim: You should join us again for LATSOF. We'd love to see ya back. I too received it in an e-mail and thought it was too funny not to pass along. :)

Sandee: Yes, taking a beating...literally. heh heh heh

Mo: I hadn't heard this, but it is quite believable.

Sara: I shared it with mine too. He got a good laugh. Good to see ya back 'round. :)

Tina: Hey stranger! Glad to see you also. Hope you can join us again real soon for LATSOF!!!

Happy New Year, ya'll!

Bradi Nathan said...

I was in Gloria Allred's office when she revealed that she felt as if she were in the midst of a Tsunami as the Tiger Woods case reached its climax (no pun intended). I witnessed the softer side of Gloria that day, a woman who was overcome with feelings of pride as she spoke of daughter Lisa Bloom and of her grandchildren. She is a woman that has passionately paved the way for females, likening herself to Rosa Parks or Susan B. Anthony. She did not waste our time talking about Tiger Woods, a man who should have kept his club in his pants!

kanishk said...

I love this!

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Chris said...

I'll keep that list to hand! Ol' Tigger was a silly boy to say the least! All that money and no class...

barb said...

My Dad has a tee-shirt with that on it! But they've been married 50-somethinvg years and my mother doesn't have any golf clubs! bwahahahaha!