Wednesday, April 01, 2009

A Rare Delicacy Discovered!

I am so thrilled to have the opportunity to introduce my readers to a new flavor of jerky from Jerky.com, Sasquactch Jerky! Straight from the Pacific Northwest US, this is a rare delicacy and quantities are very limited. Shipping is free and fast so head over now and get yours ordered before it's gone.

The press release for this new product indicated that the famously photographed big foot was captured long ago and weighed in at a whopping 500 pounds and was 9ft 6in tall. While preserving the body, extensive testing was done and once the testing was complete, Jerky.com got their hands on the meat. It is now available on the market for jerky lovers of the world! So, my friends you heard it here first. My jerky is on the way. Get over quickly and get yours as well. I look forward to reviewing the product once it is received. I will let you know just how great it is!

Update: In case you hadn't figured it out, this was an April Fool's Joke. Jerky.com does sell some amazing products, but Sasquatch jerky is NOT one of them even if you were willing to pay the ridiculous price tag!

6 comments, add yours here:

Becca said...

$499.99?!?!?!

Becca said...

I did order a couple of others to try...in my price range. :)

Dennis the Vizsla said...

What will Jack's Links do for their commercials now?

katherine. said...

oh YUM!

Mo said...

You KNOW of my Bigfoot phobia... now I'll never be able to eat jerky again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p

Travis said...

LOL! That's a good joke!