Monday, March 30, 2009

Is that what I think it is?!?!

Tyler: Mommy, I need you to wipe my butt.

I turn from the stove to see him standing with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

Me: Son, I'm trying to make dinner, you don't need to come into the kitchen while I am cooking. If you can't wipe your own butt go back to the potty and call for me. I will come there and help you.

Tyler: Okay, mommy will you come help me?

At this point he turns to walk to back to the bathroom and I see something fall to the floor. I bend over to take a peek and discover that it was a turd. Yep, a tiny goat sized turd fell into the floor.

Only in this crazy house can a turd fall at my feet while I am trying to make dinner. The worst part about it is that I grabbed a tissue and headed for the bathroom without much hesitation at all. You know your a mommy when picking up a turd is second nature, kind of like catching vomit! So, who wants to join us for dinner tomorrow?

11 comments, add yours here:

Sandra Carvalho said...

Bwahahahahahahahahah!Oh my Gosh Tish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That has happened to me once!But I wasn't cooking thanks God!
Cute lil'boy!
xoxoxo

Becca said...

hahaha! i still wish i could join you for dinner...poop and all! :)

Mo said...

The funny thing is - I can totally see you doing this, honey!
I've done something similar with Little Isis, but it's much funnier when it's a kid!!!

Anonymous said...

That is priceless!!!

Lois Grebowski said...

[giggles]

Brandi said...

That is pretty good! I am not looking forward to those days!

Callie Ann said...

Oh gosh this just cracks the crap out of me.. Thanks for sharing you nutt!!!

star8278 said...

Oh, I bet you could write a book!!!

Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL, spoken like a true mommy!

Mags said...

As long as you didn't make "chocolate chip" cookies afterward...

storyteller said...

LOL ... hopefully you DID wash your hands ;--)
Hugs and blessings,