Is that what I think it is?!?!
Tyler: Mommy, I need you to wipe my butt.
I turn from the stove to see him standing with his pants and underwear at his ankles.
Me: Son, I'm trying to make dinner, you don't need to come into the kitchen while I am cooking. If you can't wipe your own butt go back to the potty and call for me. I will come there and help you.
Tyler: Okay, mommy will you come help me?
At this point he turns to walk to back to the bathroom and I see something fall to the floor. I bend over to take a peek and discover that it was a turd. Yep, a tiny goat sized turd fell into the floor.
Only in this crazy house can a turd fall at my feet while I am trying to make dinner. The worst part about it is that I grabbed a tissue and headed for the bathroom without much hesitation at all. You know your a mommy when picking up a turd is second nature, kind of like catching vomit! So, who wants to join us for dinner tomorrow?
11 comments, add yours here:
Bwahahahahahahahahah!Oh my Gosh Tish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That has happened to me once!But I wasn't cooking thanks God!
Cute lil'boy!
xoxoxo
hahaha! i still wish i could join you for dinner...poop and all! :)
The funny thing is - I can totally see you doing this, honey!
I've done something similar with Little Isis, but it's much funnier when it's a kid!!!
That is priceless!!!
[giggles]
That is pretty good! I am not looking forward to those days!
Oh gosh this just cracks the crap out of me.. Thanks for sharing you nutt!!!
Oh, I bet you could write a book!!!
LOL, spoken like a true mommy!
As long as you didn't make "chocolate chip" cookies afterward...
LOL ... hopefully you DID wash your hands ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
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