Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Things You Shouldn't Say Around [Blank]

I was tagged by the lovely Linda of Are We There Yet and Sandee from Comedy + for a new meme. It's great to see some new things surfacing. This meme comes to us from Frank of Honk'n'Holl'r. Here are the rules, as he states: Rules are simply fill in the [blank] in "Foxxfyrre's: Things you shouldn't say around [Blank]", and write at least eight phrases you shouldn't say around your [blank]. To make it intersting, when you tag someone, go to their memes and add a phrase using their [blank] topic. Send your list of 5 tags back to the person that tagged you so they can follow and play with their [blank] topics also.

So, here's my attempt at filling in the blank. (I always found multiple choice to be much easier)

Things You Shouldn't Say Around (or to) Your Children:
1. Santa will come see you no matter how you act the rest of the year.
2. I don't care if you clean your room.
3. Running with a sucker in your mouth is fun, but running with scissors is so much better.
4. Of course jumping off a cliff like your friends is cool!
5. I try to avoid eating anything green!
6. I like to try to cool the neighborhood by leaving the door open, you should too.
7. Television is not only great entertainment, but good education.
8. I know you are but what am I?!


Drat...now to tag...hmmm...I tag:
Asara
Rebecca
Kara
John
Dayngr
**If you've already done this one, just leave a comment and let me know. If you don't want to do it, that's fine too! :)**

8 comments, add yours here:

Asara said...

I'll get mine this evening :)

How about.. "Let me move the cookie jar so you can get in there any time you want!"

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

and there is no such thing as too much cake! tell them that!

smiles, bee

Travis said...

How about...of course you can have CAKE for breakfast!!!

Abigail S said...

I'm glad I read this- it cheered me up after a rough day. :)

I especially love #6... My roomie is guilty of doing that.

Kara said...

Man, that was harder than I thought it would be!

Asara said...

Mine's up! :)

Things you shouldn't say around (or to) your parents!

Linda said...

This is great and I believe I have rather sarcastically said a thing or two of this nature to my children at one time or another!

Another that comes to mind is -

"Leave all the lights on you want, I've own stock in the Electric Company!"

Dayngr said...

Done!